Nov
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S02E04 - Blood
- Bernard: Perhaps you'd like me to put the price down.
- Customer: Well, I was thinking two pounds.
- Bernard: Because three pounds is just naked profiteering? For a book, a mere... 912 pages long? What'll I do with that extra pound? I'll add an acre to the grounds. I'll chuck some more koi carp in my piano-shaped pond. No, I know, I'll build a wing on the National Gallery with my name on it.
- Customer: Two pounds fifty.
- Bernard: That's more like it. Now you're being reasonable. Two pounds fifty gets you (rips pages out) this much. The rest when you come back with the other 50p.
- Customer: But...
- Bernard: Thank you!
