Nov
6
S02E05 - 'Hello Sun'
- Customer: Excuse me?
- Bernard: What? What?!
- Customer: Do you have anything by Adam Phillips?
- Bernard: How would I know? Go to a proper bookshop.
- Customer: Look... there's no other way to say this, but I didn't come in here to be insulted.
- Bernard: Well, I didn't ask for the job of insulting you. You know, in another life, maybe we could have been brothers, running a small, quirky taverna in Sicily. Maybe we would have married the local twins, instead of wasting each other's time here in this dump. But, it was not to be. So... hop it.